Each year thousands of campus squirrels are left to fend for themselves once school is out.All year they feast on pizza crusts, muffins, doughnuts, and fries.
Then, overnight, that food source is taken away. Depression hits along with weight loss and the yearning for a slice of deep dish tossed out of a dorm room window.
Fear not little nut smuggler, school is back soon! It's time to Chonk Up! We know you're the real mascot. You'll be putting on those winter pounds in no time.
This begs the question... which campus has the Chonkiest Chonk?
Super soft heathered cotton/poly (60/40) tee.
Note: Heather Brown is a Cotton/Polyester (60/40) tee.
Designed in Michigan by The Mitten State.
Assembled in USA.


Super fun idea! Haven't used them yet, but looking forward to minimizing the "what's trump?" questions.
Cute tees going to give some visitors this summer!
I bought a small mystery tshirt and loved it so much I took a chance and bought another one (medium this time). I crossed my fingers hoping I wouldn't get the exact same shirt. I didn't and I love both of my Michigan themed mystery tshirts.
It seems really soft. I’m sure my son will love it as he’s a big Michigan fan.
All these T-shirts are buttery soft and fit great, also love you are offering a graphic free option now.
Great shirt
Quality tee with simple design celebrating championship. Product arrived timely and in perfect condition.
THE MITTEN - USA (UNISEX)
The shirt is comfortable and soft