Each year thousands of campus squirrels are left to fend for themselves once school is out.All year they feast on pizza crusts, muffins, doughnuts, and fries.
Then, overnight, that food source is taken away. Depression hits along with weight loss and the yearning for a slice of deep dish tossed out of a dorm room window.
Fear not little nut smuggler, school is back soon! It's time to Chonk Up! We know you're the real mascot. You'll be putting on those winter pounds in no time.
This begs the question... which campus has the Chonkiest Chonk?
Super soft heathered cotton/poly (60/40) tee.
Note: Heather Brown is a Cotton/Polyester (60/40) tee.
Designed in Michigan by The Mitten State.
Assembled in USA.


Highly recommend for its quality and fit. The tshirt stays soft after multiple wash and never lost the shape/color and softness. I highly recommend this t-shirt for its exceptional quality and perfect fit. It retains its softness even after multiple washes, and its shape and color remain intact throughout.
TROPHY HUSBAND (UNISEX)
The Mitten State has excellent quality shirts that have a great feel & fit!
Great color and super soft!
The quality of the shirt and the fit is great, which is hard to find these days . I Will gladly buy shirts from this company again!
I am a bit of a hoodie collector. This is by far the softest, coziest hoodie on the market. I have both the pull-over and zip-up hoodie and the quality is awesome. It’s the perfect way to rep your region or team.
I like my t-shirts from the Mitten State. They look and feel great. The pricing..... keeps me from buying more and more!
Fit was perfect (sized down to small/usually women's M) so soft, lightweight. Go Blue!
I love mitten t shirts