Each year thousands of campus squirrels are left to fend for themselves once school is out. All year they feast on pizza crusts, muffins, doughnuts, and fries.
Then, overnight, that food source is taken away. Depression hits along with weight loss and the yearning for a slice of deep dish tossed out of a dorm room window.
Fear not little nut smuggler, school is back soon! It's time to Chonk Up! We know you're the real Mascot. You'll be putting on those winter pounds in no time.
This begs the question... which campus has the Chonkiest Chonk?
Super soft heathered tri-blend poly/cotton/rayon (50/25/25) tee. Designed in Michigan by The Mitten State. Assembled in USA.
Omgosh so soft. Can’t wait to wear it on family Laker day! A little pricey for a tshirt but the quality is really good and it’s so comfy. I will be purchasing more.
As a friend with someone who is married to a Tim, this tshirt was the perfect birthday gift! The little mitten on the sleeve was a great touch and there have been so many compliments on it so far. Such a great purchase!
I DON'T THINK SO TIM (UNISEX)
Jeffrey Faycurry
magic man
great fit soft fabric
PAVEL DATSYUK - MAGIC MAN (UNISEX)
Tripp
Awesome
More compliments than I could even imagine the grocery store!!
LET ME ASK MY WIFE (UNISEX)
Ryan Jacobson
The Original POP!
Another excellent shirt!
FAYGO - RETRO LOGO OUTLINE (UNISEX)
Robin Rathje
Love it!
Super soft, perfect fit! Love this brand and love wearing my home state gear in my now state of Colorado!
FORD - 1930s LOGO ALL SEASON HOODIE (UNISEX)
Cohoss
My new favorite
Love this hoodie. Soft soft soft. Warm but not hot. Good summer weight. Lots of compliments and wondering where I purchased. Thank you for doing this one in yellow.
SMOKEY BEAR - 1944 ALL SEASON HOODIE (UNISEX)
Lesta Ann Preston
Tshirts
Material is soft . Sizing is accurate.
NO PLACE LIKE HOMES (UNISEX)
Mason Novess
Best tees ever, buttery soft
Great fit, so soft, love these tees
MSU - 90S BANNER LOGO (UNISEX)
Lisa R
Love it!
My partner loves his new hoodie, and I can’t wait to steal it from him.