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HANDS OFF MY PASTY (UNISEX)
HANDS OFF MY PASTY (UNISEX)
HANDS OFF MY PASTY (UNISEX)
HANDS OFF MY PASTY (UNISEX)
HANDS OFF MY PASTY (UNISEX)

HANDS OFF MY PASTY (UNISEX)

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You know you're from Michigan if... you know that mispronouncing 'pasty' makes it sound like something that may or may not have tassels.

Also, hands off, eh?

Designed in Michigan by The Mitten State.

Assembled in USA.

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All TMS apparel is designed with vintage blends and run a bit slimmer than traditional cuts. For more information please refer to the sizing charts below: 


YOUTH SIZING: 
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S = Y8
M = Y10
L = Y12
XL = Y14

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Designed in Michigan by The Mitten State.
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All TMS apparel is designed with vintage blends and run a bit slimmer than traditional cuts. For more information please refer to the sizing charts below: 


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XS = Y6
S = Y8
M = Y10
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